Q: If we sat on the beach and drank wine and ate great food just you and I, what would you tell me about yourself and your life?
A: Some crazy tale of a grifter or scammer I’m reading about in NY magazine.
Q: What are your lifestyle specifics that makes who you are?
A: Introvert and gym-goer and professional in biotech by day; dressed up and dining out with a fat plug in by night. As serious and academic as I am kinky and sweet. Travel often.
Q: What is your specialty?
A: A nice, gaped a—-hole.
Q: What would you like your readers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?
A: I collect vintage champagnes.
Q: What are 5 things you can’t live without?
A: Audible, good running shoes, friends, a bottle of lube, a second bottle of lube.
Q: What kind of diet and fitness regimen do you follow?
A: I swim daily. Lift for tone and for mental health.