Q: If we sat on the beach and drank wine and ate great food just you and I, what would you tell me about yourself and your life?
A: I'm a nice guy.
Q: What are 5 things you can’t live without?
A: Dogs, pastry, gym, porn, humor.
Q: Tell us a little about yourself, if you were to pick something what would you like others to absolutely know about you?
A: My armpits smell like a Smashburger grill.
Q: What are your hobbies, what do you like to do in your spare time?
A: Cooking, reading, creating things. I'm currently writing a show for Broadway.
Q: How do you go the 'Extra Mile' in your life?
A: Forgiving people who are tortured souls.
Q: What do you do for fun?
A: I love to set up practical jokes.
Q: Tell us about the best experience you have had in life.
A: The moment my mother was dying and she said, "You all did a good job."
Q: What distinguishes you from all the other people you know?
A: My naturally pointy nipples.
Q: What would you say are your greatest attributes?
A: I've got good hair.
Q: What is your specialty?
A: Teacher and therapist.
Q: How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or are you more of a homebody?
A: I travel frequently. Usually I stay in one place for at least one month. Sometimes I stay six months. It all depends on the vibe.
Q: What are your lifestyle specifics that makes who you are?
A: I'm currently in my fourth year of global travel although New York City is home. It's been good to take a break from there and explore the world.
Q: What should others absolutely know about you?
A: I appreciate a sense of humor over six-pack abs.
Q: What kind of diet and fitness regimen do you follow?
A: I eat ass as much as possible. It's low in calories and always satisfies my hunger.
Q: What would you like your readers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?
A: I give most of my income to animal sanctuaries.
Q: What do you enjoy most about yourself?
A: I make myself laugh.
