A: when I was 5 I was helping my dad & Uncle at the buildsite of my other Uncle's home as it was being constructed because my gramma couldn't watch me before kidnergarden that day or something. Anyway, I was bored as shiiii and wanted my regular helping of chicken nuggets and backyardigans so I decided I would walk 1.25 miles in the midwestern winter to our house because the current place I was was simply boring, drab, not serving me. Which reminds me of that Amy Phoeler quote along the lines of "I don't want to be anywhere even half an hour where I'm not enjoying myself".
A: your dad. KIDDING!
do you think he would??
A: i swear i already answered this but I'm funny, hairy, and I can't lie becasue my mom says that everytime you tell a lie you get a blue dot on ur forehead!!!!
A: scroll on phone
eat hot chip
A: this is really vulnerable of me to say so I appreciate your respect to my truth at this time, I think I might be gay...
A: ipad
coffee
a small creature in the homestead
minimum 60 minutes of sunlight
my goddamn vape. where is it, I JUST had it!
A: I make a genuine effort to get to know you and I have no barriers preventing you from getting to know who I am. I listen, I share, I respect your discretion just as I would hope you'd do the same. When we have a session, its not just business, it is very personal to both of us that this time is not spent being superficial or being something we're not. Where can you hide who you are when you're naked anyhow?
A: spending 6 months traveling the panama canal and south pacific. best winter of my life, I didn't have to experience snow for two years because of it.
A: I enjoy taking a class in the city at either Steps, BDC, or Peridance to get back in the body when I'm off contract. Specifically ballet to align/center myself, contemporary if I'm feeling angsty, or classic theatre jazz if I'm feeling cheeky.
Or strolling the neighborhood, finding new parks & coffee spots.
Playing Pokopia on my Switch 2 when I'm a homebody.
A: I would tell you about how my humble beginnings, the parents who raised me, the quaint country side I called home, and the cultural icons of the 2000's that molded a lil gay boy into the beefy bald gay guy before you on this beach.
1) Sailor Moon. You could not tell me sh!t as a lil 4 year old f-slur unwrapping a Crescent Moon Wand toy under the christmas tree like in the name of the moon, I will punish you!
1) disney channel, specifically Lizzie McGuire & That's So Raven with honorable mentions to Suite Life & Hannah Montana
2) the Olsen twins. I used hear their names with an oxford comma before I knew what it was so I thought there must be a third twin, Ashley, that's just never in the movies.
A: not to be cliche, but my love language is definitely acts of service & physical touch. Personally, I don't need much from the affirmation of others, and gifts are for holidays. I definitely show my affection for others by leaving a room better than i came to it, going to run that errand, honestly what ever helps alleviate the load off my person after a long day.
A: I've had the opportunity in the past to work on cruise ships traveling places I never would've imagined I'd see and would honestly live the rest of my life that way if I had the means. On land, especially in NYC, I loathe traveling and the time wasted commuting.
A: depends if I'm topping or bottoming that night, amirite fellas?!
A: Something others should absolutely know about me is that despite looking like alcoholic, divorced woodsman I am actually a classically trained professional dancer. But honestly my dream job would be Tina Fey's son.
A: I'm just a simple midwesterner who followed his passion to the big city (like it hasn't been done before....), I have a very very difficult time putting on a facade. What you see is what you get, no frills, no bells, but you can whistle if you wanna. I won't blow smoke up your ass (...unless[kidding];) if you ask me for my opinion, I have an obligation to both of us to give you my truth. What do I have to gain (besides clients, income, etc) from deviating from what I know is my truth if it means I have to spend my time on this earth pretending to be something I'm not. I'm not a GQ model, hung with a donkey's hammer, or can fit 36 easter eggs up my ass but I can be genuine with you and tell you some bad puns while we lock eyes, panting, & swapping sweat drops.
A: I can typically find the humor in most every situation. I don’t get too hung up on others opinions or have an ego so truly it would take a lot to embarrass me.