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Primarily offering massage services. Open to more.

From the moment you’re on my table, I’m all yours. No phone, no screens, no distractions. Just you and my touch. At least one of my hands (usually both, often more) will be on you at all times. I’ll lead you with full presence on a crafted journey that I’ve been refining since massage therapy school some seventeen years ago.

My intention is not primarily sexual. (Though if you can let go and trust the process, then you'll find subtle opportunities for it that naturally arise.) My true focus is to bring your body into its healthiest resting alignment; the place where it breathes easiest and feels most alive.

This matters because your resting position is your body's home base. When that default is structurally sound, efficient, and balanced, everything improves: less strain, and discomfort; more vitality, ease, and overall health. Aligning your body to this improved default can spark lasting change that ripples into every part of your life.

For the most seamless experience, please disrobe fully, and allow me to handle the rest. My table will be dressed with clean linens to keep you warm, and I’ll do my best to handle your comfort myself. I’ll be dressed simply, in comfortable, easily removable clothing.

I don’t set a rate, and that’s deliberate. What you give should come from your choice, not my request. All I ask is that it be merit-based, reflecting the value you feel you received and, thus, decided only after your session. If you’re unsure how much cash to bring, I also accept PayPal, Venmo, and Cash App.

Just remember that you’re investing in your own well-being by investing in my time, focus, and expertise. These are applied to make the deepest, most enduring difference that I can. I don’t watch the clock. Sessions find their own natural rhythm, and typically run around seventy minutes (adjustable as needed).

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Reviewed by jmsosh on 02 Jul, 2023
Trusted RentMen Client since 09 Apr, 2017

Time Spent: 2 hours

Ambience: Very relaxing

Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are

Recommend? Yes, definitely
Excellent

Reviewed by JIMKSF on 04 Dec, 2022
Trusted RentMen Client since 20 Dec, 2017

Time Spent: 2 hours

Ambience: Very relaxing

Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are

Recommend? Yes, definitely
Excellent

Reviewed by IdahoOldman on 05 Feb, 2022
Trusted RentMen Client since 11 Feb, 2020

Time Spent: 1 hour

Ambience: Very relaxing

Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are

Recommend? Yes, definitely
Excellent

Reviewed by Pdxvrstop on 02 Feb, 2022
Trusted RentMen Client since 11 Mar, 2021

Time Spent: Overnight

Ambience: Very relaxing

Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are

Recommend? Yes, definitely
Excellent

Reviewed by Kajonman on 02 Aug, 2021
Trusted RentMen Client since 03 Jun, 2021

Time Spent: 2 hours

Ambience: Very relaxing

Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are

Recommend? Yes, definitely
Excellent

Reviewed by jcw on 26 Mar, 2021
Trusted RentMen Client since 02 Nov, 2016

Time Spent: 1 hour

Ambience: Very relaxing

Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are

Recommend? Yes, definitely
Excellent

Reviewed by kenner on 03 Mar, 2020
Trusted RentMen Client since 23 Jun, 2013

Time Spent: Overnight

Ambience: Very relaxing

Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are

Recommend? Yes, definitely
Excellent

Reviewed by Ajsdmv on 13 Feb, 2020
Trusted RentMen Client since 22 Aug, 2018

Time Spent: 1 hour

Ambience: Relaxing

Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are

Recommend? Yes, definitely
Excellent

Reviewed by azbttmbear on 12 Nov, 2019
Trusted RentMen Client since 09 Feb, 2015

Time Spent: 1 hour

Ambience: Very relaxing

Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are

Recommend? Yes, definitely
Excellent

Reviewed by Throbbinse on 24 Oct, 2019
Trusted RentMen Client since 24 Oct, 2019

Time Spent: 2 hours

Ambience: Very relaxing

Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are

Recommend? Yes, definitely
Excellent

Reviewed by BenBB on 26 Jul, 2019
Trusted RentMen Client since 04 Jan, 2019

Time Spent: 1 hour

Ambience: Relaxing

Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are

Recommend? Yes, definitely
Excellent

Reviewed by JZforlife on 22 Apr, 2019
Trusted RentMen Client since 21 Jan, 2017

Time Spent: Overnight

Ambience: Very relaxing

Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are

Recommend? Yes, definitely
Excellent

Reviewed by jmsosh on 17 Nov, 2018
Trusted RentMen Client since 09 Apr, 2017

Time Spent: 1 hour

Ambience: Very relaxing

Are Photos Accurate? Yes they are

Recommend? Yes, definitely

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