CubbyJason: It may not show in my pictures or profile — they only go so far — but people have a hard time getting a read on me. Not in a mysterious way, but as though I have some special magnetic power that allows me to build trust with people quickly and meaningfully. I'm also a bit of a generalist and know something about everything — so I can talk to just about anyone and enjoy it. Lastly, if you haven't noticed, I'm thick and I have a big juicy butt, it literally stands out!