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My Pornstar Interview

**Hey guys! Jan. 27th is my b-day. Broke-ass as I am, I won't be celebrating with any girlfriends, that's for damn sure. So, I decided to auction myself off. Place your bids by midnight on the 26th. Best-all-around offer wins.

Ever dreamed of bangin' a smokin' hot straight skater dude? Well, now's your chance! Things are pretty tight for me financially right now, so I've decided to take a shot and open myself up for business. Yeah, I don't normally swing this way, but what can I say? Rent's got to be paid. Don't worry: I'm not totally green here. Long story short, I got broken in by an old buddy of mine when we got drunk a few years back. Funny thing was, I kinda liked it: I couldn't help getting turned on by it all and every now and then I find myself thinking about it. Don't get me wrong here - I'm still straight as fuck, but as much as I dig chicks, I guess I discovered there are some pleasures my girlfriends just can't give me. So, my hard luck can turn out to be your lucky day!

Q: What is your specialty?

A: I'd have to say my butt crack.

Q: If we sat on the beach and drank wine and ate great food just you and I, what would you tell me about yourself and your life?

A: My life's a beach, and now I've married one.

Q: Tell us a little about yourself, if you were to pick something what would you like others to absolutely know about you?

A: I'm as real as they come. If you think my life's been a cakewalk, guess again. I've only made it this far through seriously hard work and by persevering through too many trials to list.

I've learned that nothing in life comes free, and that time is precious. For someone in my moccasins, time is at an even greater premium - I have less than zero time to waste. If you can throw me a dime, I might be able to give you a second or two of my time. It's nothing personal - only life's hard reality.

Nobody's perfect, and I'm no exception. Just like everyone else, I'm only human. But I always do my best to follow the Golden Rule. I only ask that you do the same.

Q: Tell us about the best experience you have had in life.

A: Seeing my fave stars live in concert.

Q: What are your hobbies, what do you like to do in your spare time?

A: Spare time? Wtf is that? As for hobbies, I like to come up with new beats, lyrics and tunes as I work or workout. Maybe one day I'll be a star.

Q: How do you go the 'Extra Mile' in your life?

A: I give til it hurts. Then I give some more. Then, at the end of the day, when I've given all I have to give, I give myself some much-deserved "me" time in my bed. Yeah, I know what you're thinking; but what I really meant was sleep.

Q: What do you do for fun?

A: Though I haven't done any serious boarding since my big accident, I still like to cruise the streets on my longboard now and then.

I find a way to make everything I do fun. If there's no way to do that, then I have fun conquering it and celebrating after the battle is over.

And - just like all dudes - I like to get off.

Q: What distinguishes you from all the other people you know?

A: I'm not afraid to be different and follow my inner drummer.

Q: What are your lifestyle specifics that makes who you are?

A: I'm on an endless quest for the best life can offer. So far, so good.

Q: What would you say are your greatest attributes?

A: I think I'm a pretty good person all around, but I'd have to say my ass really takes the cake.

Q: How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or are you more of a homebody?

A: I'm always down to go to wherever the most action is. If that happens to be in my own bedroom, so be it.

Q: What kind of diet and fitness regimen do you follow?

A: Let's face it: I'm a fanatic. Would you expect anything less?

Q: What would you like your readers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?

A: I'm like a high-returns investment opportunity: I give back 10 times what you put in.

Q: What should others absolutely know about you?

A: If there's anything you ever want to know, it never hurts to ask. I'm pretty easy that way.

Q: What do you enjoy most about yourself?

A: My ability to enjoy life's simple pleasures.

Q: What are 5 things you can’t live without?

A: O2, shelter, sleep, H2O, and nutrients, in that order.