Get some while it's hot

**Hey guys! Jan. 27th is my b-day. Broke-ass as I am, I won't be celebrating with any girlfriends, that's for damn sure. So, I decided to auction myself off. Place your bids by midnight on the 26th. Best-all-around offer wins.

Ever dreamed of bangin' a smokin' hot straight skater dude? Well, now's your chance! Things are pretty tight for me financially right now, so I've decided to take a shot and open myself up for business. Yeah, I don't normally swing this way, but what can I say? Rent's got to be paid. Don't worry: I'm not totally green here. Long story short, I got broken in by an old buddy of mine when we got drunk a few years back. Funny thing was, I kinda liked it: I couldn't help getting turned on by it all and every now and then I find myself thinking about it. Don't get me wrong here - I'm still straight as fuck, but as much as I dig chicks, I guess I discovered there are some pleasures my girlfriends just can't give me. So, my hard luck can turn out to be your lucky day!