PASTWHORAL: all in a day's work
Blueberries at blackjack, prefer Brignac to Veuve,
Haters are still fans, shan't find me on XTube.
Made for massage, my mind's nasty as hell,
A bitch for Pavlov, need naught more than a bell.
Milkmaid at the churn, with the finest shea butter
An honest day's work earning a stutter from the nutter.
My kiwi's in season through the end of next May.
Call me—don't dare delay our foreplay and parley
Time's a cheap dominatrix, but I'm here for the now
if I bend over naked, would you farm me and plow?