comradegarcon's Pornstar Interview

My Pornstar Interview
Blueberries at blackjack, prefer Brignac to Veuve,
Haters are still fans, shan't find me on XTube.
Made for massage, my mind's nasty as hell,
A bitch for Pavlov, need naught more than a bell.
Milkmaid at the churn, with the finest shea butter
An honest day's work earning a stutter from the nutter.
My kiwi's in season through the end of next May.
Call me—don't dare delay our foreplay and parley
Time's a cheap dominatrix, but I'm here for the now
if I bend over naked, would you farm me and plow?
Q: What would you like your readers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?

A: I’m superstitious in ways that keep being right. Quiet until I’m not. And I remember everything.

Q: What are your lifestyle specifics that makes who you are?

A: Overstimulated. S E X obsessed. Usually awake. I work too much and become intensely interested in something new every six hours.

I also do laundry.

Q: What is your specialty?

A: Saying the thing that nobody else wants to say.

Q: Tell us a little about yourself, if you were to pick something what would you like others to absolutely know about you?

A: I can’t fake interest. Never learned how. If I’m sitting with you, I want to be there.

Q: What do you do for fun?

A: Write silly little portmanteau poems that rhyme in the most idiotic way, but they are entertaining as hell.

Q: How do you go the 'Extra Mile' in your life?

A: It pays to Discover.

Q: What distinguishes you from all the other people you know?

A: I'm arriving 15 minutes late and everyone is already on their appetizers.

Q: What kind of diet and fitness regimen do you follow?

A: Never lost to a staircase.

Q: What would you say are your greatest attributes?

A: I say what needs to be said. I speak the truth.

Q: What are your hobbies, what do you like to do in your spare time?

A: Spare time is a myth.

Q: How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or are you more of a homebody?

A: I love leaving. I also love coming home and not speaking to anyone.

Q: What should others absolutely know about you?

A: Come correct and we’ll be fine.

Q: What do you enjoy most about yourself?

A: I am in my own little world…

Fortunately, I like it there.

comradegarcon

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